Beneath that snake's nest of cagework, the Hog's cockpit is relatively Spartan, with Corbeau Ultra Baja SS seats, a B&M pistol shifter and a Grant steering wheel the only concessions to style and creature comfort. A complement of Auto Meter gauges is on board to monitor vitals, but where's the stereo? "Ha ha," replies Clayton. Speakers? "Nice try." Center console? "Nada." Carpet? "She shaves."