We don't know why we enjoy tormenting Clifton with pet names for his vehicles. His new Unlimited conjures the name "Monkey Butt Red" even though he says it's orange. Regardless of our shenanigans, the Unlimited is very well set up, with Dynatrac Pro Rocks front and rear spinning 5.38s, a 5.5-inch Rubicon Express lift with a Poison Spyder Customs-fabbed triangulated four-link in the rear to remove the track bar, and armor up the whazoo. Hey, whazoo, monkey butt. Told you we'd be juvenile.