Nearly every show we go to has half-naked ladies running around marketing the latest automotive gadget. This gives us plenty of opportunities to test our best pick-up lines. Real proven winners like, "Hi, I'm a magazine editor with no hope of ever making any real money," or "Wow! Are those real? Can I touch 'em?" We're not sure why, but we just haven't hit pay dirt - until now. We bumped into Bree and found out she doesn't actually like us, but she likes Jeeps. We hired her so we could keep staring. You can ask her questions and stare at her picture. Run your best pick-up line by her, find out what the hottest Jeep is, or maybe get some beauty and waxing tips like Editor Cappa. Write 'em up or type them in to:
Ask Bree Three
6420 Wilshire Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90048
or e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org. For more pics and info about Jp's new staffer, check out www.breeonline.com.
1.) Why the hell are you here and what do you have to do with Jeeps anyway?
Some Damn Town, Ohio
Hey, Mike, thanks for the warm welcome, but nothing beats a Jeep and a hot chick with a nice rack. I think nearly everyone has owned a Jeep in his or her lifetime. My first one was an old-ass CJ-5. I loved that beast. I lived in the swampy Carolinas and went mudding in it all the time. So thanks for the question, but let's make this interesting. Get it? Got it? Good!
2.) A '67 M715 or a '05 Wrangler Rubicon?
Jeff, I would flat out have to go with the '67 M715. There's nothing better than old-school military style. You can't even compare the two. So what do I think is so special about an M715? Ahhh, well, I think it has some big cajones. Man, I would totally love to go for a spin in one. So, Jeff, if you happen to own an M715, let's go for a long, hard ride.
3.) Hey baby, what's your sign?
Iselin, New Jersey
First off, I must warn you: I am a Friday the 13th baby born in the month of November. Yep, I got your attention now. Miss Bree is a Scorpio. Are your hackles standing up? Do you even know what hackles are? Anyhow, I'm determined, forceful, powerful, passionate, jealous, secretive, and an obstinate little pain in the ass! Just kidding. Well, I guess some of it is true. I'm loyal to those who respect me; I love a good time and long walks on the beach. Dang, this is turning into a personal ad. So what's your sign, Giovani?