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Ask Bree Three - May 2006 - Jeeps, Off Road & Pictures

May 2006
Posted July 18, 2006

Bree answers your questions

Bree is waiting... For you to send her some questions. She really has enough topless jokes to get her through the rest of 2006, so get creative. Oh, and get your head out of the gearbox. Send tech questions to the Your Jeep department. If all you have to ask Bree is what gear ratio you should run you should be spanked. What do you really wanna ask her? Search your brain and quiz Bree. Send your best questions to Jp Magazine, Ask Bree Three, 6420 Wilshire Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 90048 or e-mail 'em to askbreethree@yahoo.com.

1. If you could have any super power what would it be?
Chris Lucas
Frederick, Maryland

I love comic strips and superheroes. I actually started to work on my own comic strip a while back. I just have too much on my plate right now. I really need to get back at it. First off, I would be wearing a tight red latex suit that shows off all the curves and assets, a pair of high-heel stiletto boots to crush my enemies beneath my feet, and last but not least, a cape. But without a doubt, the one power I would love to posses is being able to fly. There is something about flying that is so mysterious to me. I would love to be able to swoop down on my prey and save the day.

2. I have asked a girl out, (and she said yes), but I'm not sure if I should put the carpet back in my Jeep for the date. I mean, I like her and all, but I don't want her to get the wrong idea or anything. I've seen that old Navy commercial where the guy gives the girl a scarf for Christmas and she thinks he's proposing. How do I know if a girl is carpet-worthy?
Name Withheld
St. Louis, Missouri

First off, never change anything about who you are or what your Jeep stands for. She obviously likes you if she already said yes to going out on a date with you. If someone cannot accept who you are, then it is their loss! I hate guys that are always being something they are not. Putting on a false personality is the worst thing you can do.Do you really think the carpet matters? If she really is carpet-worthy, tell her to bring along a set of kneepads...

3.What size are your boobs?
Name Withheld
Via e-mail

Whoa, Nellie! This a very forward question, but an honest one. It would be like me asking "What size is your crank?" Would you honestly answer it? Or would you add a few inches to make it seem interesting enough for one to explore?Boobs are boobs. They come in all shapes and sizes: small, big, round, missile-like, perky, and so on. They all have the same purpose. It seems that today's' society is fascinated with them. All in all, my boobs are my business, but to sum this question up, my boobs are as big as your balls for asking!

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