Bree loves Jeeps, so she must love you, too, right? Just ask her!
Nearly every show we go to has half-naked ladies running around marketing the latest automotive gadget. This gives us plenty of opportunities to test our best pick-up lines -- real proven winners like, "Hi, I'm a magazine editor with no hope of ever making any real money," or, "Wow! Are those real? Can I touch 'em?" We're not sure why, but we just haven't hit pay dirt - until now. We bumped into Bree and found out she doesn't actually like us, but she likes Jeeps. We hired her so we could keep staring. You can ask her questions and stare at her picture. Run your best pick-up line by her, find out what the hottest Jeep is, or maybe get some beauty and waxing tips like Editor Cappa did. Write 'em up or type them in to:
Ask Bree Three
6420 Wilshire Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90048
or e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org.
For more pics and info about Jp's new staffer,
check out www.breeonline.com.
1)Which are cooler, ninjas or pirates?
I like both pirates and ninjas, but I don't drink, steal, or take helpless women and have my way with them, so GO NINJA! A ninja can disappear in a puff of smoke, right after stealing your wallet. But if you want someone to sit around, tell stories, and drink with, choose a pirate. A pirate couldn't take out 20ninjas, but a ninja could take out 40 pirates.From a movie perspective, I prefer ninjas to pirates, even with the lack of buxom wenches. Pirate films tend to resort to senseless violence just to get the booty. Ninja films at least tend to have some sense to the violence. Maybe I'm just getting old. Nah, I always liked ninjas ... they have much more self control, stealth, brains, and coolness. I mean, they wear all black, what can be cooler?
2)Who is the most offensive person ever?
I have met some rude peeps in my time. But I am usually really easy to get along with, and it is hard to get me all fired up. The worst attribute that is extremely offensive to me is a disrespectful person that thinks his or her s*** does not stink. So if you fit in that category, don't even bother coming my way. Paybacks are hell.
3)Chrome or Olive Drab?
St. Paul, Minnesota
I love both. I love wearing camo, but nothing beats chrome. Shiny, clean, sparkling chrome! Ahh, it makes me smile to see high-polished chrome on a clean Jeep or bike. Nothing can compare to chrome. What would life be without it?