Ask Bree Three - September/OctoberPosted in Project Vehicles on August 31, 2005 Comment (0)
Nearly every show we go to has half-naked ladies running around marketing the latest automotive gadget. This gives us plenty of opportunities to test our best pick-up lines -- real proven winners like, "Hi, I'm a magazine editor with no hope of ever making any real money," or, "Wow! Are those real? Can I touch 'em?" We're not sure why, but we just haven't hit pay dirt - until now. We bumped into Bree and found out she doesn't actually like us, but she likes Jeeps. We hired her so we could keep staring. You can ask her questions and stare at her picture. Run your best pick-up line by her, find out what the hottest Jeep is, or maybe get some beauty and waxing tips like Editor Cappa did. Write 'em up or type them in to:
Ask Bree Three
6420 Wilshire Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90048
or e-mail email@example.com.
For more pics and info about Jp's new staffer, check out www.breeonline.com.
1.) Prove to me you're real and not Editor Cappa writing smack pretending to be a hot chick.
Spartanburg, South Carolina
Wayne, Miss Bree is as real as real gets. I am a down-to-earth chick who likes boys with big toys. I love to get into trouble riding motorcycles and dirt bikes, driving fast cars, tearing it up off-road, and smoking cigars. Life is too short not to be real. I see you live in South Kack-a-lack (Carolina). I went to college in Charleston. Stop by my site sometime to see what future events I will be working so you can come say hello. Hope to see you soon.
2.) Do hot chicks think my fixed-up Jeep is a wiener extension?
San Diego, California
No way, I love a huge ride! There is nothing better than a man taking pride in his rig. A fixed-up Jeep won't overcompensate for any, um, shortcomings; the chicks will find out sooner or later what is under the hood. I prefer a jacked-up Jeep with all the goodies on it. I love to trick out all of my Jeeps as well. It is all about pimping your ride. Joe, all I have to say is that you've got some big balls for asking this question.
3.) What do you think of the Jeep Liberty? Is it puss or cool?
Somerville, New Jersey
Personally, Ed, for its class it seems to rate at the top. It is great for people who like to spend time outdoors. For my tastes, though, I prefer something a little more substantial. I think the Liberty looks a little too plastic. It is for Jeep owners who want to say they own a Jeep but are not man enough to really buy the real deal. For me, a Jeep is for off-roading and tearing it up across the swamp or desert. But then again, who am I to say what is what? I am just a chick, right? Wrong!