Weird, muddy, math problems.
Nearly every show we go to has half-naked ladies running around marketing the latest automotive gadget. This gives us plenty of opportunities to test our best pick-up lines -- real proven winners like, "Hi, I'm a magazine editor with no hope of ever making any real money," or, "Wow! Are those real? Can I touch 'em?" We're not sure why, but we just haven't hit pay dirt - until now. We bumped into Bree and found out she doesn't actually like us, but she likes Jeeps. We hired her so we could keep staring. You can ask her questions and stare at her picture. Run your best pick-up line by her, find out what the hottest Jeep is, or maybe get some beauty and waxing tips like Editor Cappa did. Write 'em up or type them in to:
Ask Bree Three
6420 Wilshire Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90048
or e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org.
For more pics and info about Jp's new staffer, check out www.breeonline.com.
1.) What's the weirdest thing that you ever saw?
Jp Ad Vermin
Well, let's see. This is a hard call. There are so many strange encounters out there.
My favorite pastime is to sit in the airport while waiting to catch a flight. So many strange people and encounters, but I would have to say the weirdest thing I have ever seen was an animal at the Chicago airport. I was sitting there, when out of the corner of my eye I see this creature on a leash. It looked like an overgrown-rat-Chihuahua thing. I think I even said out loud, "What the %$#@ is that thing?" I was so interested I walked over to the lady and I said, "Excuse me ma'am, but what in the world is that?"
She replied, "That thing is my cat!"
I was like, "That is the weirdest thing I have ever seen."
So when I got home I researched this odd breed. They are called Sphynx cats. Hers was especially nasty looking. Note to self: I really would like to have one of my own someday.
2.) What is more entertaining in the mud, a stuck Jeep or two girls wrestling?
Sean P. Holman
Tech Editor, Four Wheeler Magazine
Mud wrestling! Well, I must say, Sean, you have quite the imagination. That is a hard call. A Jeep stuck in the mud is not a fun event when you have to call your buddies or a tow company to pull you out.Now two chicks is a different story. If they're hot and their clothes consist of string bikinis it can be quite interesting. Most guys are just waiting for one of the girls to make the right move and -pop!- there goes the weasel.
Maybe they should have a Jeep mud-wrestling match. Whoever gets their rack stuck in the mud first wins.
3.) If a train leaves Phoenix at 12:00 p.m. and accelerates at a rate of 1.2 mph per minute for 60 minutes, what color is your underwear?
Oh my! My favorite pastime, word problems. NOT! I hated these things in school.
I must admit I was a nerd, but never liked solving the ridiculous word problems my math teacher would come up with. Now for the real deal. Underwear. The standard definition says underwear are clothes worn next to the skin, usually under other clothes. Hmmm, so I guess panties, thongs, boy shorts, and G-strings are all considered underwear. I own all of the above, but to be totally honest Charles, all of this so-called underwear is such a nuisance. So I just go commando style. Nada. Zilch. Zip.