SNAKEEE! Nothing gets Feature Editor Simons screaming like a little girl faster than a snake. Yep he’ll grab a 5-foot gator or monitor lizard, but snakes give him the heebie-jeebies. Okay we know these things are venomous and there is something that triggers a primordial fear in most people, but as long as you keep your distance you are fine. Way out here in the middle of nowhere this snake won’t hurt anyone and hey it even comes with a proximity warning system. Leave snakes alone if you see them out in the wild. This is their home we are just visiting it.