Staff Whoops! Flattie Flop
Verne Simons was just meandering down the trail thinking of bacon-wrapped sausage with bacon gravy washed down with a nice cup of bacon bit iced tea when a water hole that was a lot deeper than it looked caught him by surprise. Verne was able to drive out of it with no broken glass and nothing more than another dent in the windshield as payment for dreaming of bacon. Mmm, bacon.